sebastiansmythe:

daily complaint about how much easier life would be if laptops just had a macaroni and cheese dispensing button

blaineasaur:

dear people i follow

i’m sorry i don’t talk to you

i’m too busy basking in the glow of your perfection

and wishing we were married

sorry

kwieta:

the “you wouldnt download a pizza” campaign is the worst way to convince people not to steal music of course i would download a pizza do u know who i am

oldsockdrawer:

just once

i want sam and dean to have that “EVERYBODY LIVES” feeling

kiewis:

“Girls shouldn’t have short hair. It doesn’t look right.”

“You look better with long hair.”

“Why’d you cut your hair so short?”

“I don’t like it when girls have short hair.”

“You really should grow your hair out.”

margospiegelmans:

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danmakesmehowell:

sometimes i just look at my url and think “yes”

Hey I just met you but I’m emotionally damaged and I push people away and I hate myself and everyone I love leaves me and I’ll end up being clingy and annoying and you’ll hate me so call me maybe

thecapn:

#and then my life went to hell

#so did theirs

“I was a little girl with a pot belly and afro puffs, hyperactive and over dramatic. And I found the theatre, and I found my home, and I found a place to express myself. And I was so grateful, even at the age of nine. And to think, the theatre would be so good to me is mind blowing.”

• satan: let there be unused blogs with good urls

• Sam: Becky can you uh quit touching me
• Becky: No

janinso:

this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh